Monday, October 6, 2008

Chicago Trip



This weekend Jordan and I went to Chicago. I am used to going when it is nice out and sunny. This weekend it was cold, so it was a bit of a downer. However, being back in Peru reminds me of how I want to live there, so I started looking at the CPS Human Resources website. Since they have a residency rule, and you have to actually live in Chicago and not the suburbs, they offer housing incentives. I looked them up and a lot waive the security deposit and first and/or second months rent for CPS employees, which is awesome since that was my primary concern (affording the down payments and such). So now I am more motivated than ever. LOL. The picture I put is of us on the CTA train. Right after I took this picture, this lady got on and this old dude starting flirting with her. Here was their convo - I call it Lover's Paradise


Lady - I have a boyfriend

Dude - Well I have a girlfriend

Lady - Want to know how I met my boyfriend...Funny story

Dude - Where?

Lady - A mental hospital

Dude - Oh (the proceeds to ignore the lady)

Lady - Fine, because of that I was going to share one of these with you (wave's package of mints), but now I am not.

Dude - (continues to ignore her)

Lady - (throws a mint at the dude)

Dude (Gets up and moves closer to the lady but turns his back to her)

Lady - Sir, you're handsome

Dude - So why don't you kiss me.

The lady gets up and walks over to him, and starts making out with him. Then sits next to him and cuddles with him and smooches for the whole train ride. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen and I was dying laughing the whole time. I wish I had taken a picture.


The alumni game was annoying. I sat next to these girls who were drinking (on school property might I add) and they kept talking about dildos, and said "shits gonna be crazy" every 10 seconds. I don't know what shit was and how it was going to be crazy so I cannot really elaborate on that. But, they were like Natalie times 10 if that helps you picture it better.
Now it's back to good ol' Peru. Oh boy

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Fuck my life

Today my sister wanted to go to McDonalds and it took 27 minutes to get through line...no joke. And all we wanted was ice cream, and guess what? They didn't have any. Then, after 27 minutes of waiting for a cheeseburger, we went to Sonic. I got my ice cream and as I was turning, all my ice cream fell off my cone! Fuck my life again. Then, this topped it all. At the stop light, my sister's friend pulled up to us. My sister rolled down her window and her friend said "Hey Sarah, is that your girlfriend?" OMG. I am always worried people think Sarah and I are lesbians together and that confirmed it FUCK MY LIFE. lol. Sorry, im pmsy and am very frustrated. lol. let's hope i don't oversleep two hours for practicum tomorrow ;)